I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Randomize
