wrigley field is MILF paradise
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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