For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
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