quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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