we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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