you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
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Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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