I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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