yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
So vagazzling was a success
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