nut hugger
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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