Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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