Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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