love makes seman taste better
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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