A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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