direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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