Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
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