So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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