wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
two words: eviction party
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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