I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
i out mim tonsoeep
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