No, you can still breathe under the balls.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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