It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
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