My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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