I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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