Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I am one with the molecules
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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