Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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