i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
