um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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