Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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