hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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