She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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