You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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