I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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