Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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