I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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