And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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