you should give me head with plastic fangs in
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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