I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
time to smoke my breakfast
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
porn star boner night. come get it.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
im on a boat
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