Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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