how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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