remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
just come out here and I will go home with you...
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
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