i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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