It's like a parade of train wrecks.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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