I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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