I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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