omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
it wasn't lemon gatorade
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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