my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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