No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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