Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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