Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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