I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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