so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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