Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I want to have your abortion
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Randomize
